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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful
Aug 21, 2014 / 55,076 notes

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

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Aug 21, 2014 / 7,752 notes

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suctioning:

my soul left my body
Aug 21, 2014 / 35,543 notes

suctioning:

my soul left my body

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Aug 21, 2014 / 119,791 notes
vodkaslumber:

usmcdreamin32:

vodkaslumber:

sexy-uredoinitright:

vodkaslumber:

sexy-uredoinitright:

vodkaslumber:

jackyontherocks:

is this you? vodkaslumber

Sure is :)

Are those actual hardwood floor boards or floating floor boards?… BTW congrats on the cleanest mirror I have ever seen on a selfie…

Hardwood floor boards :) Haha thank you :P

Well they’re very nice… I love the grain…

Thank you, everyone in my family is anti-carpet in their places. We be the floor board family.

Is that an actual door frame or some type of majestic doorway you goddesses use

That made me laugh so hard. It’s a damn doorway lol
Aug 21, 2014 / 18,674 notes

vodkaslumber:

usmcdreamin32:

vodkaslumber:

sexy-uredoinitright:

vodkaslumber:

sexy-uredoinitright:

vodkaslumber:

jackyontherocks:

is this you? vodkaslumber

Sure is :)

Are those actual hardwood floor boards or floating floor boards?… BTW congrats on the cleanest mirror I have ever seen on a selfie…

Hardwood floor boards :) Haha thank you :P

Well they’re very nice… I love the grain…

Thank you, everyone in my family is anti-carpet in their places. We be the floor board family.

Is that an actual door frame or some type of majestic doorway you goddesses use

That made me laugh so hard. It’s a damn doorway lol

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ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts
Aug 21, 2014 / 4,361 notes

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

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earthandanimals:


Grizzly and Long Exposure by Brice Petit
Aug 21, 2014 / 135 notes

earthandanimals:

Grizzly and Long Exposure by 

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Aug 21, 2014 / 4,509 notes

star trek aos + tumblr text posts (pt. 3/?; pt. 1, pt. 2)

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mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
Aug 21, 2014 / 427,940 notes

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

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Aug 21, 2014 / 479,926 notes

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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macedonianmess:

Rosemary + olive oil

One of the grooviest, deepest combinations. Good lawwd. Never pass up Rosemary Olive Oil bread.
Aug 21, 2014 / 64 notes

macedonianmess:

Rosemary + olive oil

One of the grooviest, deepest combinations. Good lawwd. Never pass up Rosemary Olive Oil bread.

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Aug 21, 2014 / 43,152 notes

jackandhoney:

phoenix-angel-suyari:

snowingblackout:

Can we just…

Look at the way she helps him up. She is TINY and he is so MASSIVE in comparison and she just full on pulls him and he just goes gleefully.

A++ casting.

I love them so much.

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Aug 21, 2014 / 10,617 notes

star trek aos + tumblr text posts (pt. 2/?; pt. 1)

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silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."
Aug 21, 2014 / 406,779 notes

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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Aug 21, 2014 / 353,124 notes

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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